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<p dir="auto">The Garden of Eden, day ten or so.</p>
<p dir="auto"><strong>God</strong>: Adam, there's something we need to talk about.<br />
<strong>Adam</strong>: Sure, what's up?<br />
<strong>God</strong>: It's about sex.<br />
<strong>Adam</strong>: Oh sex! I meant to thank you for that. Great invention. Use it all the time. In your top five, for sure.<br />
<strong>God</strong>: I'm actually not talking about sex with Eve - I'm talking about sex with someone like yourself.<br />
<strong>Adam</strong>: Ah, that? Sorry, sometimes I'm alone, or Eve's not in themood, and I have to make do. In fact, since you removed that rib, I canalmost reach it with my mo-<br />
<strong>God</strong>: No! No, I'm not talking about that. I meant about sex with another one of my creations, who I also made as a male.<br />
<strong>Adam</strong>: Who? The snake? The angel with the flaming sword? Because youalready told me the animals were a no fly zone, and I'm not even surethe winged dude is into that kind of thing.<br />
<strong>God</strong>: Look, one day, you and Eve will procreate, creatingnations of both women and men. It may come to pass that a man, like yourself, may lie with another man, and I just wanted to let you know that-<br />
<strong>Adam</strong>: Oh! Got it. No sex with kin or blood relations. Straightforward enough.<br />
<strong>God</strong>: No- I mean, yes, that too, but-<br />
<strong>Adam</strong>: Wait, let me get this straight - you want to tell me how you would feel if I had sex with another male, a human like me, with the dangly bits, but not directly related to or descended from Eve and me.<br />
<strong>God</strong>: Correct.<br />
Adam: Where would this person come from?<br />
<strong>God</strong>: …<br />
<strong>God</strong>: You know what? Never mind. Figure it out for yourself. See how well that goes.<br />
God disappears in cloud of smoke.<br />
<strong>Adam</strong>: It was an honest question.</p>
<p dir="auto">(Found and borrowed from collegehumor)</p>
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