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"Rover!" Yells the father.<br />
Feeling relieved the dog was blamed, the young man let's another rip, this time a bit louder.<br />
"ROVER!" Yells the father again.<br />
Feeling one last wave of gas, the boyfriend let's out a nasty, wet, stinker.<br />
"ROVER, GET OUTTA THERE BEFORE HE SHITS ALL OVER YOU! "</p>
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