<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">A man went to his lawyer and told him, ‘My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?’ ‘Do you have any proof he owes you the money?’ asked the lawyer. ‘Nope,’ replied the man. ‘OK, then write him a letter asking him for the £1,000 he owed you,’ said the lawyer. ‘But it’s only £500,’ replied the man. ‘Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!’</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/17219/my-neighbour-owes-me-500-and-he-won-t-pay-up</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 20:28:43 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/17219.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2015 16:28:31 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up on Mon, 17 Oct 2016 02:54:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:cheesy2:</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188082</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/188082</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[cupofass]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2016 02:54:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up on Thu, 30 Jun 2016 22:29:01 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f61b.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--stuck_out_tongue" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":P" alt="😛" /></p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/178412</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/178412</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Gman2034]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2016 22:29:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up on Fri, 06 May 2016 15:19:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">And then the lawyer takes the money <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f642.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
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