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"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."<br />
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"<br />
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."</p>
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