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One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing.<br />
He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church.<br />
During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up.<br />
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.<br />
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.</p>
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