<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[A bloke bumped in to me on the tube the other day and said, &quot;Remember Leonardo D]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Then the same fella followed me home from the pub and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."<br />
Things then got out of hand when he tapped on my window at 11.30 that night and said, "Remember Leonardo Di Caprio."<br />
I thought, "That's it, I'm going to the Police."<br />
I told the officer I was being stalked and he asked if I could tell him anything about the man.<br />
I said, "Yes, he reminds me of Leonardo Di Caprio."</p>
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