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Bug - The reason you give for calling in sick.<br />
Byte - What your pitbull done to cousin Jethro.<br />
Chip - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.<br />
Terminal - Time to call the undertaker.<br />
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.<br />
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.<br />
Diskette - Female Disco dancer.<br />
Fax - What you lie about to the IRS.<br />
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.<br />
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.<br />
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.<br />
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.<br />
Mac - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.<br />
Megahertz - How your head feels after 17 beers.<br />
Modem - What you do when the grass gets too high.<br />
Mouse Pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.<br />
Network - Scooping up a big fish before it breaks the line.<br />
ROM - Where the pope lives.<br />
Screen - Keeps mosquitoes off the porch.<br />
Serial Port - A red wine you drink with breakfast.<br />
Superconductor - Amtrak's Employee of the year.<br />
SCSI (pronounced scuzzi) - What you call your week-old underwear.</p>
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