<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[International confusion ! ! !]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.</p>
<p dir="auto">The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them : "Itsa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" asks the German driver.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Quattro means four!" replies the Italian official.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans retort unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam paperz : Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer. "Quattro meansa four. You have a five-a people ina your car and you are therefore breaking the law!"</p>
<p dir="auto">The German replies angrily " You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor over! Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvone viz more intelligence!!!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Sorry" responds the Italian, "He canta comea … He'sa buzy with checking two guys in a Fiat Uno</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1664/international-confusion</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 13:45:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/1664.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:46:08 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to International confusion ! ! ! on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:35:16 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:laugh: I'll be sure not to try to squeeze 34 guys into my Alpha Trentatre!</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59053</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59053</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[trentreviso]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:35:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to International confusion ! ! ! on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:19:12 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">:funny2: Then what am I to do when I go to Italy, I drive a Fiat 126.</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59037</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59037</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[[[global:guest]]]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:19:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to International confusion ! ! ! on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:46:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Any smiley or gif you see us post you may borrow!!! BTW: I have some more pandas also…</p>
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<p dir="auto">One day soon I will post a variety of gifs and smileys for general use at <a href="http://GT.ru" rel="nofollow ugc">GT.ru</a> !!!</p>
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59034</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59034</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[leatherbear]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:46:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to International confusion ! ! ! on Fri, 10 Jul 2009 03:27:53 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">LBC, lovely panda, could I use it in future?</p>
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59031</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/59031</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[leatherbear]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:06:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to International confusion ! ! ! on Thu, 09 Jul 2009 20:53:59 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">ROTFLMAO <img src="https://community.gaytor.rent/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/apple/1f642.png?v=57695cee877" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-apple emoji--slightly_smiling_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title=":)" alt="🙂" /></p>
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