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<p dir="auto">The blonde replies, "Well I was ironing and recieved a phone call. I accidentally picked up the iron instead of the phone."</p>
<p dir="auto">The doctor says, "That explains one ear."</p>
<p dir="auto">She replies, "Well they called again!"</p>
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