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<p dir="auto">She replies, "To kill my husband!"</p>
<p dir="auto">He replies, "I'm not selling you arsenic for that!"</p>
<p dir="auto">She hands him a photo of her husband with his wife in bed. The pharmacist replies, "Oh, I didn't know you had a prescription!"</p>
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