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<p dir="auto">His dad asks him, "Oh yeah? Who do you play?"</p>
<p dir="auto">His son replies, "I play a man who's been married for 30 years with 4 children."</p>
<p dir="auto">The father says, "Oh, I'm sorry son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."</p>
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