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<p dir="auto">Nobody says a word. Stalin commands, "Execute the first row." The guards do so. "Now who was it?!"</p>
<p dir="auto">Again nobody says anything. He commands, "Now the second row."</p>
<p dir="auto">At this point a meek voice chirps, "It was me."</p>
<p dir="auto">Stalin looks at the man and leans forward, "Bless you, comrade!"</p>
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