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<p dir="auto">The bartender asks him, "How'd it end this time?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The man replies, "She came crawling back to me on her hands and knees."</p>
<p dir="auto">The bartender is surprised, "Wow, that's a change. What'd she say?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The man says, "She said, 'Come out from under there, you little bitch.'"</p>
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