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<p dir="auto">His assistant replies, "This man came in looking for cough syrup."</p>
<p dir="auto">The pharmacist replies, "Well, what'd you give him?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The assistant replies, "Laxatives." The pharmacist asks why so and the assistant replies, "He doesn't want to cough anymore…"</p>
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