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<p dir="auto">His boss agrees and after debating the amount for a while they agree on a 5 percent raise. When Tom gets up to leave his boss asks him, "What companies contacted you?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Tom smiles and says, "The cable, electric, and water company."</p>
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