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<p dir="auto">He nervously responds "Of course I do!" Then he leaves for work.</p>
<p dir="auto">Throughout the day he sends his wife flowers, chocolate, and a card telling her to meet him at a certain expensive restaurant for dinner.</p>
<p dir="auto">When he meets her at the restaurant she runs up to him and says "This has been the best Independence Day of my life!"</p>
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