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<p dir="auto">She replies "My house is on fire hurry!"</p>
<p dir="auto">The person on the other end responds "Mam, calm down and tell me where you are."</p>
<p dir="auto">She yells back "My house! Come to my house!"</p>
<p dir="auto">The person now annoyed says "We need more than that, how are we supposed to find you?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The blonde gets mad and says "With your big red trucks!"</p>
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