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<p dir="auto">The husband replies "Well I don't want to be lonely… So yes."</p>
<p dir="auto">His wife shoots him a dirty look and says "Will you live in our house?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The husband replies "Well it's already paid off... So yes."</p>
<p dir="auto">His wife is extremely mad at this point. She asks him "Will she use my golf clubs?!"</p>
<p dir="auto">The husband replies "Oh no... She's left handed."</p>
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