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<p dir="auto">All day long people approach him outraged by his incorrect math, "It should be $15 for three, I'll just buy them separately."</p>
<p dir="auto">All day people come buy and just buy them separately for less after yelling at him.</p>
<p dir="auto">After one of his employees watch this go on all day he asks him, "Are you going to fix the sign or what?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The grocer replies, "What do I need to fix? Before I put up the sign nobody bought three turkeys."</p>
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