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<p dir="auto">The priest asks him how he has managed to stay happy for so long. The man replies, "I do everything I can to keep her happy. But most importantly, I took her to Rome for our 25th anniversary."</p>
<p dir="auto">The priest replies, "That's great! What do you guys plan on doing on your 50th?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The man says, "I'm probably going to bring her back."</p>
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