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<p dir="auto">"How much does it cost for an engineer's brain?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Three dollars an ounce."</p>
<p dir="auto">"How much does it cost for a programmer's brain?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Four dollars an ounce."</p>
<p dir="auto">"How much for a lawyer's brain?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"$1,000 an ounce."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Why is a lawyer's brain so much more?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Do you know how many lawyers we had to use to get one ounce of brain?"</p>
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