<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The captain of a cruise ship]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">The captain of a cruise ship has a parrot. Him and his parrot go to the magic show on board every night. and every night the parrot calls the magician out on his trickery , "It's up his sleeve!", "There is a hole in his hat!", "There's a fake bottom!"</p>
<p dir="auto">So finely one day the magician gets so fed up with the parrot he pulls out a gun, shoots at the bird, misses the bird and hits the boiler. This causes the ship to blow up into bits.</p>
<p dir="auto">The magician grabs onto a piece of floating wood and the parrot lands on his shoulder. The parrot looks at him and says, "I give up, where's the boat?"</p>
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]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/post/257281</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://community.gaytor.rent/post/257281</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[PedrocaWest]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2020 02:23:41 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>