<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[John and Tommy]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Two boys, John and Tommy, walk into a candy story. While in the store John steals 4 candy bars and puts them in his pocket. When the boys leave John brags, "I stole 3 candy bars, beat that!"</p>
<p dir="auto">Tommy says "No problem, just follow me." They go back into the store and Tommy approaches one of the shopkeepers.</p>
<p dir="auto">He asks the shopkeeper, "Would you like to see some magic sir?" The man says yes and Tommy immediately opens 4 candy bars and eats them as fast as he can.</p>
<p dir="auto">The shopkeeper, who is now angry, asks "Where is the magic?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Tommy replies "The candy bars are now in my friend's pockets."</p>
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