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<p dir="auto">The chief then asks him, "Now that the fire is out, what do you do?"</p>
<p dir="auto">Stumped, the mathematician thinks for a minute and says "I can reduce this problem into a problem with known solutions." With this he pulls out a match and sets the dumpster on fire.</p>
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