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<p dir="auto">"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Gee, that's tough," he replied.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."</p>
<p dir="auto">"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."</p>
<p dir="auto">"And this month," continued, the friend sadly, "Nothing."</p>
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