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<p dir="auto">The Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says "I have faith, God will save me."</p>
<p dir="auto">The man is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but the man pushes the dolphin away saying "I have faith, God will save me.</p>
<p dir="auto">The man dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God "Why didn't you save me?"</p>
<p dir="auto">God replies "I tried! I sent a ship, a helicopter and a dolphin!"</p>
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