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<p dir="auto">He quickly becomes even more popular than the original gorilla, everyone wants to see the human-like gorilla.</p>
<p dir="auto">After a few months his popularity begins to wane so he decides to raise the stacks. He climbs out of his enclosure and dangles from a tree in the lion exhibit but he loses his grip and falls. Scared he begins to yell for help, "Somebody help!"</p>
<p dir="auto">With this the lion pounces on top of him and whispers, "Shut up or you'll get us both fired!"</p>
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