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<p dir="auto">The blonde tells him "I'll leave my Rolls Royce, it's worth $200,000." The bank accepts the security and laughs at her for leaving such an expensive car for such a small loan.</p>
<p dir="auto">When she comes back from her trip she goes to the bank and repays her loan plus interest, coming to $1,020. The bank manager smirks at her and asks "We know you are a millionaire, why would you get such a small loan and use such an expensive car for collateral?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The blonde looks at him and smiles "Where else can I park my car in the city for a month for $20?"</p>
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