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<p dir="auto">The man says "I was only going 55!"</p>
<p dir="auto">His wife hits him in the arm and says "No, you were going 65." He gives her a very dirty look.</p>
<p dir="auto">The officer continues "I'm also going to have to give you a ticket for a broken taillight."</p>
<p dir="auto">The man says "Broken taillight? I had no idea."</p>
<p dir="auto">His wife hits him in the arm again and says "What? I've been telling you to get it fixed for weeks."</p>
<p dir="auto">The man yells "Will you be quiet?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The officer looks at his wife and asks "Mam, does he always talk to you that way?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The mans wife shrugs and says "Only when he drinks."</p>
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