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<p dir="auto">A man answers the door and she asks if there is anything she can do. He tells her "The porch need painted, how much would that cost?"</p>
<p dir="auto">She replies "How does $50 sound?" He agrees and she gets to work.</p>
<p dir="auto">When the man goes back into his house his wife asks him "Does she know the porch wraps around the house?" He tells her "She has to, she saw it."</p>
<p dir="auto">About an hour later she comes to the door to collect her money. She says "I had extra paint so I put on two coats." The man is really impressed and gives her the money. She thanks him and says "And by the way, it's a BMW, not a porch."</p>
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