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<p dir="auto">The old rancher replies, "That's fine, you shouldn't go over there though." As he points at one of his fields.</p>
<p dir="auto">The FBI agent snaps at him, "I'm am a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!" With this he pulls out his badge and shoves it into the ranchers face.</p>
<p dir="auto">The rancher shrugs this off and continues with his daily chores. About 15 minutes later he hears a loud scream from the field he pointed out earlier. Suddenly he sees the FBI agent sprinting towards him with a large bull on his heels. The rancher rushes to the fence and yells "Your badge! Show him your badge!"</p>
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