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<p dir="auto">The other mother replies, "Funny story! I sent my son there for the same reason, and he became a Christian as well!"</p>
<p dir="auto">The two women, worried about their sons, went to their Rabbi for advice. When they tell him about the situation he says, "Funny story! Ten years back I sent my son to Israel for that very reason when he was studying to be a Rabbi, and he became a priest instead!"</p>
<p dir="auto">They all decide it would be best if they prayed for guidance. After several minutes of prayer God addresses them, "What is wrong my children?."</p>
<p dir="auto">They explain that all three of their children went to Israel to become better Jews but converted to Christianity instead. God replies, "Funny story!"</p>
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