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<p dir="auto">The next day the same thing happens, and the announcer comes on: "We are expecting up to a foot of snow tonight, please make sure you are parked on the odd-numbered side of the road." The wife goes out and moves her car.</p>
<p dir="auto">A few days later the same thing happens and the announcer comes on: "We are expecting up to two feet of snow tonight, please make sure you are parked on the-" but the power goes out in the middle of the announcement.</p>
<p dir="auto">The blonde freaks out, "Which side do I put my car on?!"</p>
<p dir="auto">Her husband tenderly confronts her saying, "How about we just leave the car in the garage this time?"</p>
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