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<p dir="auto">"Why not?" he said.</p>
<p dir="auto">I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Like what?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Well… are you religious or not?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"I am!"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Christian."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Protestant."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Baptist."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Baptist Church of God."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Reformed Baptist Church of God."</p>
<p dir="auto">"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"</p>
<p dir="auto">To this I replied, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.</p>
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