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Kid: Dad what is the 5th letter of the alphabet?<br />
Because his dad is watching the footy he shouts<br />
Dad: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!<br />
He goes up to his mum and asks her what the 5th letter of the alphabet is.<br />
Kid: Mum what is the 5th letter of the alphabet?<br />
Because his mum is on the phone she replies<br />
Mum: Shut up!<br />
He goes and asks his Little Brother what the 5th letter of the alphabet was.<br />
Kid: Little Brother what is the 5th letter of the Alphabet?<br />
Because he was watching the wiggles his response was<br />
Little Brother: Chugga Chugga Chugga in my big red car!<br />
The boy goes and asks his IPod what the 5th letter of the Alphabet was<br />
Kid: IPod what is the 5th letter of the alphabet?<br />
IPod: Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson!<br />
The next day he goes to school and the teacher asks him what the 5th letter of the Alphabet was.<br />
Teacher: What is the 5th letter of the alphabet?<br />
Kid: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!<br />
Teacher: Excuse me!<br />
Kid: Shut up!<br />
Teacher: Who do you think you are?!?!??<br />
Kid: Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson!<br />
Teacher: How do you think you're going to get away with this?<br />
Kid: Chugga Chugga Chugga in my big red car!</p>
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