<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Anxious Poodle]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Poodle: “My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I’m nervous as a cat.”<br />
Collie: “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?”<br />
Poodle: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the couch.”</p>
]]></description><link>https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/16325/the-anxious-poodle</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 10:16:19 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://community.gaytor.rent/topic/16325.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2015 16:48:12 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl></channel></rss>