<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The One About The Stand-in Gorilla]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">When a zoo’s gorilla dies, the zookeeper hires an actor to don  a costume and act like an ape  until the zoo can get another one.</p>
<p dir="auto">In the cage, the actor makes faces, swings around, and draws a huge crowd. He then crawls across a partition and atop the  lion’s cage, infuriating the animal. But the actor stays in character—until he loses his grip and falls into the lion’s cage.</p>
<p dir="auto">Terrified, the actor shouts, “Help! Help me!” Too late. The lion pounces, opens  its massive jaws, and whispers, “Shut up! Do you want to get  us both fired?!”</p>
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