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"Ten," she replied.<br />
"What are their names?" he asked.<br />
"David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David, David and David," she answered.<br />
"They're all named David?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"<br />
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'David,' and they all come running in."<br />
"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"<br />
"I just say, 'David, come eat your dinner'," she answered.<br />
"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.<br />
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"</p>
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