<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[THREE TREES AND A WOODPECKER]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.</p>
<p dir="auto">The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into."</p>
<p dir="auto">Now wipe that smile off your face.</p>
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