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    Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Jokes & Funny Stuff
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    • C Offline
      cannonmc
      last edited by

      That would be a solution except, for me, the 'Unread Posts' links haven't worked for ages. I did mention it in a forum but got no reply (or at least any that helped). Whenever I click on 'Show Unread Posts (since my last visit)' I get nothing.

      I am talking about the 'Show Recent Posts' - https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=recent which is limited to 10 pages.

      Normally this is more than adequate as I check new posts, usually, a couple of times a day. But if someone posts 10 pages of 'jokes' then that's all that shows on 'Recent Posts'. Then I have to look at the Forum page to see which forums have had posts added since my last visit. Any that have, I then have to check to see if they have had more than the one post that shows on the main Forum page.

      Just to emphasise I am not talking Unread Posts - I am talking Recent Posts

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        Spintendo
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        @Spintendo:

        and then clicking "Show Unread Posts" https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=unread

        The Show All Unread Posts link I gave earlier (shown above) was incorrect.

        To remove 'Jokes Board' posts flooding the 'Show All Unread Posts' list only, do the following:

        Go to:
        https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=markasread?board=78.0
        (this will mark all posts in the joke board as "Read")

        then, go to:

        https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=unread;all;start=0
        (Show All Unread Posts)

        @cannonmc:

        I am talking about the 'Show Recent Posts' - https://community.gaytor.rent/index.php?action=recent which is limited to 10 pages.

        The Show Recent Posts link displays time-dependent information unaffected by the Read/Unread statuses of posts, so you're correct in saying that the filter I have proposed for users of the Show All Unread Posts link would not apply to use of the Show Recent Posts link.


        The speed of light from Earth to the Moon in real time (c = 3×10^8 m/s)

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          pornofan
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          nhalizegt wrote: Not everyone in here is sad like you and constantly have their hands on their dick…

          Oh, blessed Jebus on a hoverboard! What makes you think a man who has his hands on his dick is sad? When you handle your
          magic wand, does that make You said?

          nhalizegt also wrote: ...if my jokes make even one person smile or brings cheer to a bad day i'm very happy with with myself,
          So one smile is better than all the unhappiness created by yr antisocial selfishness? What makes you think you are entitled to have,
          unlike anyone else on this planet, everything you want and whenever you want it, no matter the price? The tragedy of the commons
          is alive and well.

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            charrotoro
            last edited by

            weirdest post i've ever read: a whine

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              groovedware
              last edited by

              @cannonmc:

              Another rule? I don't know but could we perhaps give them some seed bonus points to go away

              Made me laugh harder than any of the jokes  :cheesy2:

              Now off to the suggestion board…Please give me the ability to throw seed points at people to make them go away.

              "Look at me don't look at me beep beep"

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                Batstar 0
                last edited by

                The simplest way to solve this would be to simply exempt the "Jokes" board from the SBP 'Bonus' and to make it not show up in anyone's recent posts list.  Then anyone who decided to "Flood" another forum for SBP simply gets banned from earning SBP period.  I like the Jokes… but I agree it becomes quite the pain when someone posts 200 to 300 topics in an hour just for SBP.

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                  LEVI
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                  I would suggest making a time limit between posts. Some forums will allow you to post only once in a two minute time frame. Most of the joke post are posted under a minute a part. But yes, if don't pay SBP for the jokes board that would also stop it, but then for the same reason why pay it for the game board and how many other boards can the same thing be said about. But the idea of the SBP is to encourage people to post in the forums.

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                    cannonmc
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                    I thought the spammers had gone away.

                    20 pages of spam in one day by one poster is completely unacceptable. Completely screws the Recent Posts for the rest of us.

                    Are there no 'joke sites' that they can go and pester?

                    😞

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                      omar919
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                      i like jokes it make me happy its supposed to make ppl happy too

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                        cannonmc
                        last edited by

                        Oh heavens, spammers return  :spam:

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                          cannonmc
                          last edited by

                          Another four pages of spam…why?

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                            lineb
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                            I'm over jokes a long time ago.
                            Ironically I do receive bonus after making this comment

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                              Matie
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                              Seems a lot of the 'forum games' have been nuked too

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                                junior
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                                You wonder why we can not have nice things….  I enjoyed the Games forum.

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                                  Semtex
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                                  I thought we couldn't have nice things because of that whole bidness when you play Stairway To Heaven backwards.

                                  I honestly and truly do miss "Paste what you copied last" it was usually a fun little something something.

                                  I think I'm going to go post that groaner joke I read this morning.

                                  Available for your party

                                  • Angela Merkel impersonator

                                  • Bareback Sock Puppet artist

                                  • Registered Taint Masseuse

                                  • President of The Mangela Handsbury Fan Club

                                  • Reformed swallower of swords

                                  • Retired (for the most part, not accepting new clients) Pimp

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                                    cannonmc
                                    last edited by

                                    Oh heavens, save us - another one who thinks it's good to post pages of one smiley replies  😠

                                    In three different forums!!

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                                      cannonmc
                                      last edited by

                                      Oh dear, someone else thinks they found a good way to increase their points  :spank2:

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                                        cannonmc
                                        last edited by

                                        Oh no, more people have found this forum and flood the thing!

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                                          justwith
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                                          @LEVI:

                                          I don't mind the jokes, however, I don't see why each one needs its own thread.

                                          Agreed… this promotes the spam

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                                            Igor83
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                                            @cannonmc:

                                            My beef is not with the jokes, per se but with the flood of them in a short space of time which completely distorts the Recent Post listing.

                                            I would consider kissing whatever you are inviting me to but navy blue on a black background is not easy to read.

                                            🙂

                                            Seems someone is in need for glasses or optical surgey… It's completely legible...  ::)

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