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The second old fogey one-upped him and said, "My hands shake so bad, that when I trimmed my garden yesterday, I sliced all my flowers."<br />
The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times!"</p>
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