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<p dir="auto">Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.</p>
<p dir="auto">Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.</p>
<p dir="auto">Little Johnny looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"</p>
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