<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[HERE, PIGGY, PIGGY]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto">An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to screw his wife – but he always got soft before he got there. So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen.<br />
"No!" said his wife. "Don't kill those pigs!"<br />
"I'm not going to kill them. I'm moving the pen closer to the house."</p>
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