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"Today Father Goodwin told me I had the gates of Heaven between my legs, and that he had the Key to Heaven. Then opened my gates with his key."<br />
"That bastard!" says Mother Superior. "He told me it was Gabriel's trumpet, and I've been blowing it."</p>
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