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When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, "I will love you no matter what it is, tell me."<br />
So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely flat chested.<br />
The husband says, "I can deal with that."<br />
He takes off her shirt and shouts, "Boy! you are small, but I love you nyway."<br />
The husband says, "I have something to confess also."<br />
She says, "No matter what I will still love you."<br />
He says, "Okay.I am built like a baby down there."<br />
She says, "I can deal with that."<br />
So he pulls down his pants and his wife passes out! He fans her and she finally gets up.<br />
She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby?"<br />
He says, "Yeah….7lbs, 21inches."</p>
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