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<p dir="auto">Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"</p>
<p dir="auto">His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."</p>
<p dir="auto">Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do – screw him?"</p>
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