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<p dir="auto">The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy smiles and leaves.</p>
<p dir="auto">The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes." In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop.</p>
<p dir="auto">"Bill, where did he go when he left here?"</p>
<p dir="auto">"To your house."</p>
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