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<p dir="auto">He says, "Ma'am, just to show you how confident I am in the quality of my vacuums, I'll eat whatever the vacuum doesn't pick up."</p>
<p dir="auto">The woman smiles and asks, "Could I get you some ketchup with that?"</p>
<p dir="auto">The salesman scoffs confidently and says, "I assure you my vacuums have more power than any other on the market today!"</p>
<p dir="auto">The woman replies, "Well, that may be so, but we just moved in and the electricity isn't turned on yet."</p>
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