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<p dir="auto">Victor: "Mom, do I have to? All the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me, too."</p>
<p dir="auto">Mother: "Yes, you do."</p>
<p dir="auto">Victor: "Give me one good reason."</p>
<p dir="auto">Mother: "Because you're 34 years old, and you're the principal."</p>
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