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"What a coincidence," the man says. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."<br />
A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, "You are the father of triplets."<br />
"That's really an incredible coincidence," he answers. "I work for the 3M Corporation."<br />
An hour later, the nurse tells the third man that his wife has just given birth to quadruplets.<br />
The man says, "I don't believe it! I work for the Four Seasons. What a coincidence."<br />
After hearing this, everyone's attention turns to the fourth guy who has just fainted. He slowly regains consciousness and whispers, "I should have never taken that job at Millennium Computers."</p>
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